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Erb Demotivational Poster


Verbal Abuse -


TAGS: verbal abuse
Rating: 4.55/5

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nicholsjoshua15 - December 24, 2013, 3:23 am
My p**** has no bones but it's harder than my fist.


MASTER BLASTER - Who runs Bartertown?!




HAVING A BAD DAY - Don't worry that's when we go come to the rescue


TAGS: beerbulance having bad day rescue
Rating: 4.49/5

More motifakes by Budog

thefunnyguy - January 10, 2012, 12:44 pm
I got a rock...
maoworks2 - January 9, 2012, 3:12 pm
I'll Have 6 Van Loads.
maoworks2 - January 9, 2012, 3:11 pm
I'll Have 6 Car Loads.


IT'S IN OUR BLOOD -


TAGS: gene pool men fishing proverb
Rating: 4.89/5

More motifakes by spacedog

Greeny - January 11, 2016, 10:06 am
Well it seems that the time based repeat vote locking algorithm is somewhat less than eight months - so 5L again!
Greeny - April 27, 2015, 8:01 pm
Ha! Wait long enough & I'm able to give it another 5L!
spacedog - June 28, 2012, 11:10 pm
Thanks guys.
GaryO - June 28, 2012, 9:41 pm
Excellent
caveman - June 28, 2012, 9:25 pm
Can't.....stop........laughing
Greeny - June 28, 2012, 9:06 pm
lol


CLEVELAND BROWNS - Raining shit since 1964


TAGS: cleveland browns superbowl playoffs football
Rating: 3.31/5
Woodywood03a - December 6, 2009, 12:01 am
Oh yeah, HtD... They may want to really get ready for next season. Because, the team has gone south, because of the coach.
Woodywood03a - December 5, 2009, 11:59 pm
You got to keep believing that the Browns will win. Yeah, they did not been to the superbowl, but they will get there someday.
Marvin Wankerstein - November 3, 2009, 12:40 am
BS. Derek made it to the ProBowl. If they had a line that could block and someone who could catch passes he could get it done again. Unfortunately, they don't.
BigT - March 8, 2009, 1:43 pm
OH THE STEELER FANS!!!!! *SIGH* Truthfully if they trade Brady Quinn, I'm done forever!!
HtD - January 16, 2009, 5:32 pm
At least they aren't the Lions.


ROLLERBLADING - Q: What's the hardest thing about rollerblading? A: Telling your parents that you're gay


TAGS: rollerblade g** joke parents
Rating: 4.59/5

More motifakes by caveman

Sean - July 21, 2011, 3:06 pm
This is hilarious. And I do love to rollerblade ... not, I hope, that there is anything wrong with that.


PROVERBS -


TAGS: 1st grade proverbs
Rating: 4.82/5

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Laevian - May 23, 2012, 12:47 pm
good one, faith restorer :)))
Zealot - July 9, 2010, 2:28 pm
first grades say the darnedest things
freddyfoxtrot - July 9, 2010, 1:25 pm
Nice! 5 horses i don't know how to lead to water for this one
Chef - July 9, 2010, 12:58 pm
HA!!! Thanks Airman, needed a chuckle... 5 L in crayon!
Faceplant31 - July 9, 2010, 12:57 pm
ROR! 5L


GHETTO TOOTH FAIRY - You think that a Tinkerbell-looking fairy is going anywhere near Harlem?




EVIL CHINCHILLA - Soon my new exercise wheel will be installed, AND THEN I WILL RULE THE WORLD! MWA HA HA HA!!!!




MOTHERBOARD SHOES -


TAGS: motherboard shoes computer bit byte
Rating: 3.93/5

More motifakes by Iconoclast

nyet - February 25, 2013, 10:42 pm
Looks painfuly funny, how many Gb to a mile do they get... lol
forseti - April 7, 2010, 4:25 pm
Add one of those new highspeed multi-core processors so she'll probably work faster and fullfill your needs the same time!


ENVY -


TAGS: envy green jessica rabbit tinkerbell
Rating: 4.94/5

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nicholsjoshua15 - October 6, 2013, 7:20 pm
I always thought Tinkerbell was h**, I used to know a girl who looked the same, she was smoking.
nicholsjoshua15 - October 6, 2013, 7:20 pm
I always thought Tinkerbell was h**, I used to know a girl who looked the same, she was smoking.


PRAIRIE PROVERBS - Blessed is the person who is too busy to worry in the daytime and too sleepy to worry at night.


TAGS: proverbs wisdom worry sleepy quote
Rating: 4.81/5

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Yorick - September 15, 2012, 12:28 am
Ain't that the truth.
beastmaster - July 29, 2012, 9:02 pm
Thank you! :)
maoworks2 - March 29, 2012, 7:03 am
Very Nice!
rerun - March 28, 2012, 7:54 pm

sweet


Mclovin -


TAGS: superbad
Rating: 2.12/5

More motifakes by Jarrod Fry

Krista - July 16, 2009, 10:01 pm
I love Mclovin!haha
Mc Lovin - April 8, 2009, 1:55 am
f***in insult dude, he's right, it's "FAKE ID" i'd call officer slater you f***nuts
Invictus913 - November 24, 2008, 10:02 am
w...........tf.... your all retards, that isnt funny or profound...
Sarah - November 4, 2008, 10:28 pm
It's "Fake I.D, Fake I.D" ...ja****s


SOUNDWAVE - Say "Hello" to my little friends!




RUBIX CUBE ALTERNATIVE SOLUTION - Screw it, I don't have the time or patience for this crap !!!


TAGS: rubix cube alterbative solution paint
Rating: 3.79/5

More motifakes by Budog

Budog - May 17, 2011, 4:08 am
They suck if you have A.D.D. you keep getting distracted by shiny things...
forseti - May 17, 2011, 3:54 am
It's easy if you solved it once. There are manuals for that ;)
pzykosiz - May 16, 2011, 8:56 pm
my best was about 2:30, just cause everything fell into place well
Feasibly - May 16, 2011, 7:32 pm
5 minutes?!...I never solved it that quick and it's been so long, I probably couldn't solve it at all these days. I like Budog's paint brush idea...
forseti - May 16, 2011, 2:08 pm
It's not that difficult. I solve it in less than 5 minutes. ;)


HERBERT THE PERVERT - wheres the muscly armed paper boy? haven't heard any good news lately


TAGS: herbert familyguy funny gross
Rating: 2.04/5

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NREEEOW - November 11, 2008, 7:59 pm
get your fat-ass back here.
GoForthAndDie - October 16, 2008, 3:54 pm
His name is Herbert. Chester is an old Hustler magazine character.
Kung-Fu Devil - October 16, 2008, 3:52 am
You watch the show? Which one, because it's certainly not the one this character is from.
Tanto - October 16, 2008, 2:51 am
Wait Wait Wait isn't his name Chester the Molester? yeah it is watch the show dumb a**


The Future -


TAGS: 2015 hoverboards cars marty doc biff
Rating: 4.8/5

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NickDahlmier - February 15, 2016, 9:13 pm
Screw hover-boards... They made a functional JET-pack back in 1970, so where-the-hell's mine!?
EmilioDumphque - November 13, 2015, 10:57 am
Anti-gravity: as easy as time travel.


"GERBER BABY" REJECT - Little Sammy Kinison


TAGS: gerber baby sam kinison
Rating: 2.44/5

More motifakes by Koradan

stavro1 - November 19, 2009, 4:36 pm
Those babies are going to starve!


PROVERB - Happiness is an unexpected hug.




DAMN HUMANOIDS - those gerber babies attacking again...




HOW TO TELL YOUR PARENTS - Mom, Dad I have something to tell you. I am a rollerblader


TAGS: how to admit you are a rollerblader
Rating: 2.48/5

More motifakes by Budog

Hinoron - March 30, 2012, 3:22 pm
Tell them: A) that youre a crossdresser, but dont worry Dad, Im not very good at it. (peace grammar nazis, my apostrophy key is messed up)
slurzup - December 9, 2011, 6:21 pm
looks like a fruitbooter to me 5wheels for thee


OLD GERMAN PROVERB - We can't choose what happens to us in life, but we can choose how we deal with it.




NOW REMEMBER - Always wash your food before you eat it




YES YOUR HOLINESS - We most certainly are.


TAGS: pokerbrowneye pope rock
Rating: 2.43/5
thehattinninja - August 22, 2008, 4:37 pm
hells yeah


REASONS TO DRINK -




FOOTBALL - The most masculine venue for ass-grabbing this country has to offer.




INNOCENCE -


TAGS: star wars tinkerbell tale evil
Rating: 3.08/5

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rellik666 - April 29, 2010, 6:14 am
Well it is a faerie.
WhiteRaven - January 12, 2009, 7:48 am
My god...ITS A TRAP!!!
Waverly - December 17, 2008, 5:28 pm
Is it just me, or does the Faerie have an adam's apple?
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - October 15, 2008, 2:11 am
Awwwwww, it's so sweet and romantic until I remember the many many fictional people he killed.


WHITE TRASH -


TAGS: white trash mower sled gerbils
Rating: 3.07/5

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spacedog - December 18, 2009, 6:29 pm
LOL! She's got the earmuffs on to drown out the screams of the kids, once they slide under the mower when she stops.


NFL QUARTERBACKS -




CREEPY - If you're so concerned about the sick puppy in your van, why are you talking to me instead of driving him to the vet?


TAGS: creepy old man on rollerblades
Rating: 4.83/5

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Arvantillian - April 11, 2011, 8:24 am
haha..5L..i think i know that guy...


SPIDERBABY - Peter Parker has a LOT of explaining to do to Mary Jane!


TAGS: spiderman spiderbaby
Rating: 3.19/5

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doofenshmirtz - August 10, 2009, 2:23 pm
Duuudddee. You're my hero that is HI-larious.
Sauce? - February 6, 2009, 12:49 am
I thought Arthropods (or insects) breath through channels and it varies by species. Some have them on the joints of the legs and along their back. I also believe spiders also have these airway channels on their backs and abdomens.
BuZZbomb - February 6, 2009, 12:32 am
Spiders don't have noses. Like most species of insect and arachnoid, they breathe through their abdomens.
Scorpio7 - February 6, 2009, 12:25 am
The FIRST thing he needs to explain, is WHERE is the kid's NOSE?


IT'S OVER - I haven't seen a "REAR NAKED CHOKE" like that since the "UFC FALL BRAWL!!"




OR GO SEE A MOVIE -


TAGS: booking calendar blues brothers verbage
Rating: 4.74/5

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Oldsod - May 21, 2015, 8:39 pm
Yes...into the classroom file.


ANTIQUATED PROVERB - In years long gone it was suggested that an apple a day kept the doctor away. Since all doctors are now Muslim, I've found that a bacon sandwich works best!


TAGS: culos proverbs
Rating: 4.27/5

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Ed-Hyde - December 6, 2010, 9:33 am
Yep, I'll be laughing about this one for a while. Nice take on an old proverb. 5 Bacon wrapped lions.


FRIENDSHIP -


TAGS: life time woman man joke cheat play any way proverb threesome b w pic
Rating: 3/5

More motifakes by giulio

Chateaux - August 11, 2009, 10:57 am
So d*** real!


SOLUTUDE -


TAGS: see also masterbation virginity and oodles of free time
Rating: 4.83/5

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mariand - July 13, 2011, 4:11 am
that's true...5 lies to you ;)
fascistfrenchman - October 28, 2010, 6:03 am
Lol - I love it.
spacedog - October 27, 2010, 6:59 pm
Excellent.
crankyhead - October 27, 2010, 6:37 pm
As far as haters go, carpet bombing is just an outward manifestation of his own personal insecurities. It's nothing worth paying attention to.
Neener - October 27, 2010, 6:24 pm
Hatred, like money, is usually either earned or inherited.
Sean - October 27, 2010, 6:17 pm
Thanks GS, but I think indescriminate hatred is actually a greater insult as it denies me of all that is uniquely annoying about myself -- and those are some of my favouritist qualities.
GreyScorpion - October 27, 2010, 5:41 pm
the Hoosier bomber, has been hosed
Faceplant31 - October 27, 2010, 5:38 pm
This poster is beyond amsome and the bomber hit more than just you sean, he got quite a few other's posters as well.
Sean - October 27, 2010, 5:25 pm
Cool. I have a hater. Two 1-votes on two posters in a matter of minutes. Subtle.
agdaniele - October 27, 2010, 1:24 am
Still the goods... nay, the greats.


WHO'S THE BOSS -




KINDNESS - Build a man a fire, and he'll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.


TAGS: great proverb
Rating: 4.57/5

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TheWiceMan - March 3, 2010, 2:10 am
Haha, love it XD
Bartimaeus - March 2, 2010, 8:57 pm
Bravo! 5L
Airman - March 2, 2010, 4:55 pm
words to live by. 5 kindhearted lions


PIRATES - Some are more dreaded than others


TAGS: westley ryan cummerbund roberts
Rating: 2.53/5

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amina - October 7, 2009, 9:34 am
the dread pirate roberts :)


KILL TWO CATS - because you too can own this look of satisfaction!


TAGS: cat death dead kill cats murder awesome smiley jim ced jeremy cedric skankerboy jimmynothendrix
Rating: 2.15/5

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Torkil The Destroyer - May 8, 2009, 11:04 am
DAMM! HE BE HAVIN BOTH ONE OF DOZE HATZ AND A TIEZ!


SUPERDROID -




ULTIMATE EVIL -


TAGS: life time human nature god devil keyser soze power trick usual suspect cult movie verbal quote
Rating: 3.86/5

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Chateaux - September 25, 2009, 9:38 am
Great Movie! Great Quote! 5L
silverstorm1979 - September 23, 2009, 5:58 pm
"who's the gimp?" famous last words!!!


TEAMWORK -


TAGS: teamwork u s air force thunderbirds
Rating: 3.48/5

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agdaniele - October 7, 2009, 9:10 pm
I love this one. Strong message. I remember watching the Thunderbirds since they were in T-38's.


NEED -


TAGS: life time klingon proverb diet star trek cosplay trekkie
Rating: 3.44/5

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HellHoundHysteria - September 1, 2009, 10:33 pm
that sign belongs to chuck norris.....if he ever ate!


Happiness -




GO GO GADGET - AFTERBURNER!


TAGS: f22 afterburner
Rating: 4.38/5

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agdaniele - July 1, 2010, 2:31 am
Missed al-qaeda by THAT much!


AT A LOSS -




PROVERBS -




PROVERBS 26:11 -




LOL - "It is better to laugh about your problems than to cry about them."




TORTURE WORKS!! - They got everything they wanted the first time they waterboarded him. The other 182 times were just for the hell of it.


TAGS: ksm torture waterboarding bush cia
Rating: 3.35/5

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Neocon H8R - July 6, 2009, 4:43 am
I dont believe turture works as far as getting information from this guys because they will tell U whatever you want to hear in order to make it stop. But I do believe it works as a deterrent to any 1 who ever thinks about Taking up arms against america.
Brian The Great - May 14, 2009, 6:24 am
Actually the most 'open secret' in the American Intelligence community is the info he gave up after the waterboarding stopped a planned terror attack and uncovered an operating terror cell. Tenet, Goss, Blair, McConnell have all talked about this.
Chopperliscious - May 13, 2009, 12:32 am
I like MI5's interrogation method: Throw a mattress in front of you while you a seated on the edge of a chair. No sleep until you tell them what they want to hear... most break after four days.
WTFO - May 12, 2009, 11:52 pm
Correction: the 182 times where how many times they poured the water. He was only subjected to 5 sessions of waterboarding. Just in case anyone wants to know the truth versus the exagerated BS claims.
MO - May 12, 2009, 6:47 pm
You own two copies of the ku-rant and you post this? You don't know what you're doing do you?


'SPECIAL DELIVERY' - Truckers are generally courteous and strong, pushing the hammer lane along I94, but how many times have we told you.. 'Use The Back Door'..!!


TAGS: trucker crash door peterbilt special
Rating: 3.33/5

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forseti - July 20, 2010, 8:59 am
he probably saw the "TWIST"-sign first...


CLEVERBOT - Cleverbot has been beaten.


TAGS: cleverbot
Rating: 2.76/5

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Derek - November 22, 2009, 3:26 am
Or can't be bothered with endless tit-for-tat


THE WORD INATOR - Makes sucky inventions that will be the cause of your defeat seem less sucky


TAGS: phineas and ferb perry disney
Rating: 2.56/5

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wampyre - June 2, 2010, 9:32 am
wtf??? what grammar? it is a made up word for the show...
Wolfie - June 1, 2010, 6:11 pm
grammar wtf?


SNARKY COMPLIMENT -




STEELERS - waving towels


TAGS: superbowl
Rating: 1.43/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - July 12, 2013, 1:39 pm
Perhaps something like: STEELERS - here, they appear as the * stealer* insect, yellow jackets... I know, needs work. But that's a double pun!
pieman - February 7, 2011, 2:14 am
-1L There are much more creative ways to insult us Steeler fans.


PRAYERS -


TAGS: prayers pre match superbowl football
Rating: 4.84/5

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UncleJoe - February 9, 2011, 3:20 pm
Great presentation!
CoolioIndeed - February 9, 2011, 2:34 pm
There was so much fail at the singing portion of the SB.


A TOUCHING MOMENT -


TAGS: superbowl national anthem n**** gun
Rating: 4.71/5

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TheGoat - February 9, 2011, 5:43 pm
Hard to believe his brother was Deputy Prime Minister of Canada in the 80s while he was making his best films!
voodoo3535 - February 9, 2011, 10:44 am
He will be missed.
5150monkeylove - February 8, 2011, 5:49 pm
Touching tribute. Like the moment, it brought a tear to my eye. 5L


BILLIONAIRES -




PROVERB -


TAGS: apple death proverb
Rating: 4.07/5

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Derek - March 2, 2010, 4:44 pm
Passes the Alan Turing test.


REAL HUNGER - Is when the bread you were going to eat is ready to eat you.




ATM MACHINE - He was too low on funds to pay his debt so he settled for a new attire and swore he'd never bet on the Steelers again


TAGS: debt superbowl xxlv
Rating: 3.67/5

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StateMonkey - March 26, 2011, 9:23 pm
Leslie! So famous, you are now on Motifake!


REDUNDANT - adj. unnecessary or superfluous; repetition of same sense in different words


TAGS: a 10 thunderbolt
Rating: 3.62/5

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timebomb - November 6, 2009, 12:47 pm
Awesome Pic. Love the A-10-Tank,and them some, killer.
FiveThirty - October 28, 2009, 2:11 am
HAH! I get it! nice pic...


SAFETY FIRST - The Golden Rule!!!




THE FUTURE -


TAGS: future football 49er 5 superbowls how does your team have
Rating: 3/5

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motisteel - February 22, 2010, 8:21 pm
Pittsburgh... been there, done that!
DreMagnum - February 7, 2010, 9:35 pm
that last Grey Cup was interesting
TheTrashHeap - February 7, 2010, 9:31 pm
Go Bombers!
ronsart - February 7, 2010, 9:31 pm
GO ROUGHRIDERS!!!!!...LOL
CANADA - February 7, 2010, 9:31 pm
Winnipeg Blue Bombers!
CANADA - February 7, 2010, 9:30 pm
Im from Manitoba not Saskatchewan.
DreMagnum - February 7, 2010, 9:30 pm
Go cheer for your Roughriders
CANADA - February 7, 2010, 9:24 pm
GO Saints!
DreMagnum - February 7, 2010, 9:18 pm
God d***t, now im pissed
ronsart - February 7, 2010, 9:17 pm
DESTINY HAS ARRIVED!!!!!!!!!
Produceman117 - February 7, 2010, 9:16 pm
Game over.
ronsart - February 7, 2010, 9:14 pm
have I ever refused ya’?...lol ur welcome Mr. G.
Produceman117 - February 7, 2010, 9:10 pm
Thank you, Ron.
ronsart - February 7, 2010, 9:09 pm
OOOOOH....destiny getting closer.
ronsart - February 7, 2010, 9:08 pm
SHUT UP PHIL!!!! Hows that?...lol
Produceman117 - February 7, 2010, 9:07 pm
Somebody please tell Phil Simms to shut the fukk up.
Produceman117 - February 7, 2010, 8:39 pm
Wow... so Bing.com finally forces Google to crank out some commercials, huh?
ronsart - February 7, 2010, 8:33 pm
DESTINY will come thru...you,ll see.
Produceman117 - February 7, 2010, 8:29 pm
Yeah it looks like it's gonna come down to the last possession.
DreMagnum - February 7, 2010, 8:27 pm
This is turning into a good game
ronsart - February 7, 2010, 8:26 pm
That was a fun 5 minutes...lol
DreMagnum - February 7, 2010, 8:25 pm
Spoke kind of soon there
ronsart - February 7, 2010, 8:21 pm
Nice to see the Saints finally ahead...lol


NEW ORLEANS SAINTS -




SUPER BOWL RINGS - Ask Barry Sanders About Personal Contribution with no reward, not sales.




QUIET, QUIET... - My lineman can't hear the snap count...


TAGS: pope football nfl quarterback fail owned
Rating: 2.29/5

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agdaniele - June 5, 2009, 8:32 pm
I can't BELIEVE the Cardinals traded him.


THE BURGER PRINCE -


TAGS: burger prince youngerbrother
Rating: 2/5

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Bartimaeus - November 26, 2009, 10:03 pm
and I blame the drugs.
Bartimaeus - November 26, 2009, 10:03 pm
I plead the Fifth.
MrRandom - November 26, 2009, 9:59 pm
How addicted were you Bart?
Bartimaeus - November 26, 2009, 9:58 pm
Yes, I mispelled the title. I will not have a hand in someone haplessly googling the real thing...also, never play Katamari Forever.
Bartimaeus - November 26, 2009, 9:56 pm
NO ONE WAS SUPPOSED TO KNOW THAT! Katamari Damashi is to fade into anonymity, for that that game was effing awful and I beat all the levels.
princessrayvin - November 26, 2009, 9:38 pm
but that's king Katamari... eh...
sickartist - November 26, 2009, 7:00 pm
That would be the "royal" we haha
GreyScorpion - November 26, 2009, 5:18 pm
Wii? tennis or bowling?
agdaniele - November 26, 2009, 5:15 pm
We?
sickartist - November 26, 2009, 4:56 pm
Thank you Mr no motifake/no posts and one comment. We appreciate all you comtribute.
matrice666 - November 26, 2009, 2:45 pm
its the king of all cosmos from katamari damacy


CERBERUS - Come on, my hello kitty watch is scarier than this!




Fierce Creatures -


TAGS: killer bunnies medieval myths monty python satire rabbit of caerbannog
Rating: 5/5

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MissPriss - October 1, 2013, 11:32 am
5L but...Monty Python's version was funnier...just sayin',teehee.
Silverheart - October 1, 2013, 12:45 am

That's no ordinary rabbit! Look at the bone5!
lgvernon - September 30, 2013, 10:05 pm

I think that's why we eat them, now. REVENGE!~5LLLLLs


IRONY -


TAGS: greek proverb tree mortality irony
Rating: 5/5

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ughomer - September 1, 2014, 12:33 pm
Appears, to me, there are 9 hangman nooses dangling from the brances.
lgvernon - August 31, 2014, 1:26 am

Thanks, Priss. Been lurking, just too screwed up to be creative.
MissPriss - August 30, 2014, 10:42 pm
She's back and with a frickin' 5L piece of work to boot!


adaptability -


TAGS: adapt change aging proverb
Rating: 5/5

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GaryO - November 4, 2013, 10:56 pm
n-i-c-e


Optimism -


TAGS: optimism rerun as motifake paperboy
Rating: 5/5

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steve1961 - September 4, 2013, 2:45 pm
But back then you were on a Penny Farthing...
ughomer - September 4, 2013, 1:19 pm
Still, you ride a Schwinn with balloon tires, betcha!
rerun - September 4, 2013, 6:59 am

Still? I am the paperboy


French Proverb -


TAGS: french proverb toilet humor
Rating: 5/5

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MissPriss - October 1, 2013, 2:41 pm
Well that's the rootinest tootinest 5L that I've given in a while...pfft!
BobbEdwards - September 28, 2013, 11:37 am
Yeah, the dreaded shart
CloudchaserS - September 28, 2013, 11:12 am
And it's really f***ing annoying when I just want to take a leak and something that's not gas is trying to come out of the other elimination port.


Beware -




Sometimes -


TAGS: bukowski behemoth beerblast bloated bladder
Rating: 5/5

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RetiredUSNChief - October 9, 2013, 4:53 am
Actually, that's pretty funny, considering the original name proposed was "Aluminum"...by Sir Humphry Davy, an Englishman no less. Ironic that the American concession to the original British spelling is actually frowned upon by the British. ;)~
Bolverk3778 - October 6, 2013, 10:27 am
Look!! The lost aluminium stock pile. (And the aluminium is spelt correctly I’m English!)


February Leaderboard prize motifake won't tell us about. -




Bruce Allen and son -




Confidence -




Incompetence -




same s**t -




The Crotchety Old Cynic Strikes Again! -


TAGS: zuckerberg facebook annoying news
Rating: 4.78/5

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maoworks2 - April 9, 2014, 8:06 am
100%.


PROCRASTINATION -




Tracking Cookies -




communication -




I love VW's -




PRIORITIES -




Rerun is Old -


TAGS: pope reran water wine caberbet
Rating: 4.56/5

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Ism - June 6, 2014, 2:00 am
ty... you are to kind
GaryO - June 4, 2014, 8:44 pm
Hey Ism, yer gettin' good at this. Nice popedge!
rerun - June 4, 2014, 7:21 pm

Imagine that, me having a drink with the Pope of Robert D.


Listen -


TAGS: earth day chinese fleeceflower herb
Rating: 4.55/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - August 22, 2013, 11:55 pm
I'm ju5t glad that I'm not the only one noticing this root's hog. Easy too much Miracle Grow, lol!
EmilioDumphque - April 26, 2013, 9:30 pm
If that's George Takei, it makes sense.
GaryO - April 25, 2013, 8:06 pm
Creepy, yes, but Herb looks obviously happy to finally be topside, and busting at the seams for some action.
PapaFox - April 25, 2013, 7:08 pm
That's creeeeepy!


INADEQUACY - After looking around the Motifake site, for maybe 5 seconds, I realized: "I have no chance". Oh well, I guess I'll just have to continue reading from an actual book and without having to recharge every 8 hours...


TAGS: inadequacy prize leaderboard unattainable kindle
Rating: 4.54/5

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motinet - April 9, 2012, 5:12 pm

Yup, easy point pickings at other motinet sites. Also, if any poster goes viral, you could get thousands of facebook points just like that.
ughomer - April 9, 2012, 10:16 am
GOOD ADVICE
rerun - April 7, 2012, 2:53 pm

Actually, if you submit & participate at other moti sites you may have a sh** at this. Click the Icon there & it will tell you the stats and how to play.


Hoverboards -


TAGS: back to the future hoverboards 2015
Rating: 4.44/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - June 16, 2013, 7:23 pm
That's what I'm guessing. The men in the black suits gave them trouble.
Silverheart - June 16, 2013, 6:02 pm

Exactly. Sponsors getting agitated at the idea of ANY car fuel other than gasoline, I'll bet.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - June 16, 2013, 5:48 pm
I'm thinking, uh... in part 1 and 2 Doc said, I need fuel referring to Mr. Fusion. So when I saw part 3, I was thinking, “Uh, no, no, no. Mr. Fusion was for FUEL! Not the d**n time circuits."
thecrotchetyoldcynic - June 16, 2013, 5:42 pm
I disliked how part 3 backpeddled. Marty says "we're gonna have to pick up some gasoline" and that they had Mr. Fusion. Doc corrects and says that Mr. Fusion only powered the time circuits.
Silverheart - June 15, 2013, 1:49 am

You can have the hoverboard, I want the Mr. Fusion for my car. Fueled by garbage, take that big oil companies!


Agent Silent "G" -




Aint No Dogs Here -




Inheritance -


TAGS: indians native proverb earth
Rating: 4.14/5

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EmilioDumphque - April 7, 2014, 1:20 pm
Weren't those the guys from the culture that lost?


"WATERBUGS" - What you call the cockroaches in your house to make yourself feel better.


TAGS: waterbug roach
Rating: 4.13/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - September 6, 2012, 5:07 pm
Wow, gotta call the landlord and specify which waterbug... Lol! 5L
unspokenrespect - May 8, 2012, 10:41 pm
LOL from what I understand, palmetto bugs are roaches too.
lgvernon - May 8, 2012, 10:07 pm

LOL~~I decided the South wasn't for me when I discovered they only have one season: Sweaty. No, thankyouverymuch.
Airman - May 8, 2012, 6:29 pm
I was visiting a relative in Shreveport when one landed on the patio table. I took Shreveport off of my future places to live
lgvernon - May 8, 2012, 4:24 pm

I oince had to fly to Florida on a homicide investigation. My h**el room was infested with roaches. I called the front desk to complain. The clerk said, in her sweet southern accent, "Why honey~~those aren't ****roaches, They're palmetto bugs."


MAN WHO SCRATCHES HIS ASS - should not bite fingernails


TAGS: proverbs
Rating: 4.06/5

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LADIES OF MOTIFAKE -




LOVERBOY 2013 -


TAGS: twerk loverboy weekend
Rating: 4/5

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CloudchaserS - August 31, 2013, 11:26 am
They're due to play the Tennessee Valley Fair next Friday. I'd go see them if I hadn't already planned to see Megadeth and Iron Maiden in Nashville the night before


NFL DREADS -


TAGS: sherman nfl ncaa football cornerback
Rating: 4/5

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MashiMashi - January 12, 2014, 10:32 pm
I meant to ADD "No it's not MANDATORY" that at least 6 guys on the team have them.


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