Erb Demotivational Poster
Verbal Abuse -
MASTER BLASTER - Who runs Bartertown?!
HAVING A BAD DAY - Don't worry that's when we go come to the rescue
IT'S IN OUR BLOOD -
CLEVELAND BROWNS - Raining shit since 1964
ROLLERBLADING - Q: What's the hardest thing about rollerblading? A: Telling your parents that you're gay
GHETTO TOOTH FAIRY - You think that a Tinkerbell-looking fairy is going anywhere near Harlem?
EVIL CHINCHILLA - Soon my new exercise wheel will be installed, AND THEN I WILL RULE THE WORLD! MWA HA HA HA!!!!
MOTHERBOARD SHOES -
PRAIRIE PROVERBS - Blessed is the person who is too busy to worry in the daytime and too sleepy to worry at night.
SOUNDWAVE - Say "Hello" to my little friends!
RUBIX CUBE ALTERNATIVE SOLUTION - Screw it, I don't have the time or patience for this crap !!!
HERBERT THE PERVERT - wheres the muscly armed paper boy? haven't heard any good news lately
The Future -
"GERBER BABY" REJECT - Little Sammy Kinison
PROVERB - Happiness is an unexpected hug.
DAMN HUMANOIDS - those gerber babies attacking again...
HOW TO TELL YOUR PARENTS - Mom, Dad I have something to tell you. I am a rollerblader
OLD GERMAN PROVERB - We can't choose what happens to us in life, but we can choose how we deal with it.
NOW REMEMBER - Always wash your food before you eat it
YES YOUR HOLINESS - We most certainly are.
REASONS TO DRINK -
FOOTBALL - The most masculine venue for ass-grabbing this country has to offer.
WHITE TRASH -
NFL QUARTERBACKS -
CREEPY - If you're so concerned about the sick puppy in your van, why are you talking to me instead of driving him to the vet?
SPIDERBABY - Peter Parker has a LOT of explaining to do to Mary Jane!
IT'S OVER - I haven't seen a "REAR NAKED CHOKE" like that since the "UFC FALL BRAWL!!"
OR GO SEE A MOVIE -
ANTIQUATED PROVERB - In years long gone it was suggested that an apple a day kept the doctor away. Since all doctors are now Muslim, I've found that a bacon sandwich works best!
WHO'S THE BOSS -
KINDNESS - Build a man a fire, and he'll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.
PIRATES - Some are more dreaded than others
KILL TWO CATS - because you too can own this look of satisfaction!
ULTIMATE EVIL -
GO GO GADGET - AFTERBURNER!
AT A LOSS -
PROVERBS 26:11 -
LOL - "It is better to laugh about your problems than to cry about them."
TORTURE WORKS!! - They got everything they wanted the first time they waterboarded him. The other 182 times were just for the hell of it.
'SPECIAL DELIVERY' - Truckers are generally courteous and strong, pushing the hammer lane along I94, but how many times have we told you.. 'Use The Back Door'..!!
CLEVERBOT - Cleverbot has been beaten.
THE WORD INATOR - Makes sucky inventions that will be the cause of your defeat seem less sucky
SNARKY COMPLIMENT -
STEELERS - waving towels
A TOUCHING MOMENT -
REAL HUNGER - Is when the bread you were going to eat is ready to eat you.
ATM MACHINE - He was too low on funds to pay his debt so he settled for a new attire and swore he'd never bet on the Steelers again
REDUNDANT - adj. unnecessary or superfluous; repetition of same sense in different words
SAFETY FIRST - The Golden Rule!!!
THE FUTURE -
NEW ORLEANS SAINTS -
SUPER BOWL RINGS - Ask Barry Sanders About Personal Contribution with no reward, not sales.
QUIET, QUIET... - My lineman can't hear the snap count...
THE BURGER PRINCE -
CERBERUS - Come on, my hello kitty watch is scarier than this!
Fierce Creatures -
French Proverb -
February Leaderboard prize motifake won't tell us about. -
Bruce Allen and son -
same s**t -
The Crotchety Old Cynic Strikes Again! -
Tracking Cookies -
I love VW's -
Rerun is Old -
INADEQUACY - After looking around the Motifake site, for maybe 5 seconds, I realized: "I have no chance". Oh well, I guess I'll just have to continue reading from an actual book and without having to recharge every 8 hours...
Agent Silent "G" -
Aint No Dogs Here -
"WATERBUGS" - What you call the cockroaches in your house to make yourself feel better.
MAN WHO SCRATCHES HIS ASS - should not bite fingernails
LADIES OF MOTIFAKE -
LOVERBOY 2013 -
NFL DREADS -
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